Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Do you feel lucky, punk? Do ya?

So, you're slowly driving up a street in the neighborhood when you reach what can only be described as a pack of young teenagers, just off the schoolbus, who are walking everywhere but the sidewalk.
After you slow down to a stop and realize they are not going to get out of the road, do you
A) sit and wait while they meander around your car on their way to parts unknown, or do you
B) press the gas just a little, and lay on the horn, until you are completely through the group of now scared kids?

Yeah, me too.


  1. Roll down the window and show they kids the nice lady's 9mm Glock. Actually, a 9mm PT 92 Taurus would be best for you with a threaded barrel. The threaded barrel is for a suppressor (silencer). The Little Woman wants one. Now my neighbor lady has an old timey .38 midnight special she travels with but I don't like it b/c it doesn't have a safety. Ladies are packing these days.

  2. I'm a card carrying member of option B. Get the hell out of my way because I MIGHT be crazy enough to run you over.

  3. Teenagers aren't worth as many points as old people or babies, but sometimes it's fun to use them as target practice for the car anyway.

  4. Gun it! I do that all the time. Why do teenagers walk in the street? It hasn't been that long since I was a teenager and I know we didn't do that.

  5. Fan-flippin'-tastic! You and me, see, we were separated at birth!!
    Still waiting for my porn... ;)


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