Thursday, January 6, 2011

Anything that happens enough times to irritate you, will happen at least once more…

You want to know what sucks?

A bulldog with insomnia.

A bulldog with insomnia who can’t get comfortable on her crinkly, waterproof bed.

A bulldog with insomnia who can’t get comfortable on her crinkly, waterproof bed and thinks she has to pee every other hour.

A bulldog with insomnia who can’t get comfortable on her crinkly, waterproof bed and thinks she has to pee every other hour, but really just wants to go outside to see if there are any raccoons.

A bulldog with insomnia who can’t get comfortable on her crinkly, waterproof bed and thinks she has to pee every other hour, but really just wants to go outside to see if there are any raccoons, but when there aren’t any raccoons to play with, just sits out there in the dark, making me think she is peeing, when in fact, she is not.

A bulldog with insomnia who can’t get comfortable on her crinkly, waterproof bed and thinks she has to pee every other hour, but really just wants to go outside to see if there are any raccoons, but when there aren’t any raccoons to play with, just sits out there in the dark, making me think she is peeing, when in fact, she is not and then goes back to her crinkly, waterproof bed and decides she really does have to pee.

A bulldog with insomnia who can’t get comfortable on her crinkly, waterproof bed and thinks she has to pee every other hour, but really just wants to go outside to see if there are any raccoons, but when there aren’t any raccoons to play with, just sits out there in the dark, making me think she is peeing, when in fact, she is not and then goes back to her crinkly, waterproof bed and decides she really does have to pee, so she pees on it.

A bulldog with insomnia who can’t get comfortable on her crinkly, waterproof bed and thinks she has to pee every other hour, but really just wants to go outside to see if there are any raccoons, but when there aren’t any raccoons to play with, just sits out there in the dark, making me think she is peeing, when in fact, she is not and then goes back to her crinkly, waterproof bed and decides she really does have to pee, so she pees on it, making me have to do laundry in the middle of the night.

You know what else sucks?

I ate the last donut yesterday.

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