Thursday, January 6, 2011

Anything that happens enough times to irritate you, will happen at least once more…

You want to know what sucks?

A bulldog with insomnia.

A bulldog with insomnia who can’t get comfortable on her crinkly, waterproof bed.

A bulldog with insomnia who can’t get comfortable on her crinkly, waterproof bed and thinks she has to pee every other hour.

A bulldog with insomnia who can’t get comfortable on her crinkly, waterproof bed and thinks she has to pee every other hour, but really just wants to go outside to see if there are any raccoons.

A bulldog with insomnia who can’t get comfortable on her crinkly, waterproof bed and thinks she has to pee every other hour, but really just wants to go outside to see if there are any raccoons, but when there aren’t any raccoons to play with, just sits out there in the dark, making me think she is peeing, when in fact, she is not.

A bulldog with insomnia who can’t get comfortable on her crinkly, waterproof bed and thinks she has to pee every other hour, but really just wants to go outside to see if there are any raccoons, but when there aren’t any raccoons to play with, just sits out there in the dark, making me think she is peeing, when in fact, she is not and then goes back to her crinkly, waterproof bed and decides she really does have to pee.

A bulldog with insomnia who can’t get comfortable on her crinkly, waterproof bed and thinks she has to pee every other hour, but really just wants to go outside to see if there are any raccoons, but when there aren’t any raccoons to play with, just sits out there in the dark, making me think she is peeing, when in fact, she is not and then goes back to her crinkly, waterproof bed and decides she really does have to pee, so she pees on it.

A bulldog with insomnia who can’t get comfortable on her crinkly, waterproof bed and thinks she has to pee every other hour, but really just wants to go outside to see if there are any raccoons, but when there aren’t any raccoons to play with, just sits out there in the dark, making me think she is peeing, when in fact, she is not and then goes back to her crinkly, waterproof bed and decides she really does have to pee, so she pees on it, making me have to do laundry in the middle of the night.

You know what else sucks?

I ate the last donut yesterday.

13 comments:

  1. I'm sorry....that you ate the last donut.

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  2. Been there on the 2 am laundry shift. Really sucks! You will need lots of caffeine today!

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  3. haha... I hate to laugh at your misery... but haha! I can't help it.

    Way to go, Feebs... way to test Momma's love for you.

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  4. Sorry that your misery was so entertaining for the rest of us.

    That was almost as bad as having to change sheets in the middle of the night because one of the kids threw up in bed. Almost.

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  5. Jack saw deer with his x-ray vision the other night and we had to cover his crate up with a blanket. He kind of liked being in his little cave for the night. Maybe Phoebe needs a sleeping cave?

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  6. NOT THE LAST DONUT! Boo to that! Oh insomniac dogs...sigh. Lo had a stomach issue last week, which involved lots of cleaning when we got back from dinner. I barely slept that night because everytime she moved I made her go outside to prevent ANOTHER bathroom emergency. I feel your pain.

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  7. My poor old schnauzer is waking up a couple times each night and making "just enough" noise click, click, clicking around make sure everyone else wakes up.

    We know he's old. We know he's not long for this earth. But he really is getting on the husband's last nerve.

    Sorry that girl of yours is driving you nuts. I bet she just naps and naps all day to make up for her lack of sleep, too!

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  8. Oh, you're REALLY not convincing me to get a dog.

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  9. Is she sick? Unless that behaviour's the norm, I think I'd be high-tailing her to the vet to have her checked out for a UTI

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  10. I'm with WtFF - is Phoebe OK? That doesn't seem normal to me. Hope she is doing better!

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  11. Clever story, and thanks for reminding me why I still haven't gotten around to adopting another rescue dog.

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  12. Sounds like Phoebe is in dire need of a 12 step program for bulldogs.

    As for donuts, I've found my resistance to these coconut glazed inexplicably lowered which is just not good news for my hips.

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