…the average American spends $100 more per year on footwear than they do on vegetables? I’m thinking American women.
…a cat goes to its food dish an average of 36 times a day? And sleeps in between, exciting day for a cat.
…36% of Americans age 18-29 have at least one tattoo? Some old people have them, too!
…the average American spends 17 minutes a day text messaging? Teenagers are not average Americans.
…$30 worth of popcorn kernels can be used to make $3,000 worth of popcorn in a movie theater? I knew it!
…the people most likely to laugh at slapstick humor are children, the brain damaged, and men? No comment.
…only 2% of Americans are natural redheads? I am not one of them.
…the average American adult receives 8 cards and 4 gifts on their birthday? Now I know what to expect next week.
…fidgeting can burn up to 350 calories a day? Look at that… I do exercise!
…55% of Americans say they would keep working even if they won a $10 million lottery? I don’t work now and I sure wouldn’t start then!
…in 2007 the FDA approved Slentrol, a weight-loss drug…for dogs? Phoebe is NOT fat! She is a bulldog! She has a fat head.
…the average restaurant meal is 170% bigger than the average meal made at home? That’s scary and sad, at the same time.
…maintaining good posture can burn up to 300 calories a day? Okay, that does it! I do all this exercise and I’m still fat! I don’t get it.
…Dawn in Austin is excited that college football season started last night with a win for the Buckeyes? Woot! Go BUCKS!