Every morning I read the Google news. I like to keep up on the happenings around the world, especially since I don’t watch TV. I read the US news first, then the world news, then the entertainment news. I skip sports because it’s not college football season, and I don’t care about any other sports.
The only reason I read the entertainment section is to see if anyone died. I could give a fat rat’s behind that Lindsay Lohan is in jail. I could also care less about parenting tips from Angelina Jolie.
Speaking of parenting, I saw this little piece of nonsense this morning:
“The Earth is about to be knocked off its axis: Kate Gosselin and Sarah Palin, the two most powerful cultural forces in America, are about to meet. In Touch Weekly says Kate and her brood of eight will go camping in the Alaskan wilds with Sarah for an episode of TLC's Kate Plus 8. Palin's retired science-teacher dad, Chuck Heath, will give the kids a hands-on nature lesson.”
Okay, I know I don’t watch a lot of television, but did I miss something?? Since when did Kate Gosselin and Sarah Palin become the “two most powerful cultural forces in America”? I mean, really? This author can not think of even one woman in this country who is more powerful than these two dingalings?
I don’t even watch TV and I know these two should have been voted off a long time ago.