…that in New Jersey, attendants pump your gas? Always.
…the sight of dairy cows can cause Wow to crave ice cream?
…there are a lot of dairy farms along the Pennsylvania Turnpike and very few exits?
…that bedbugs can be found in even the swankiest of motels?
…New Jersey pine trees bloom in May and people who live in Texas are highly allergic?
…that someone else’s grandbaby is almost as much fun as your own grandbaby?
…the bite of a bedbug is neither contagious nor life threatening, but itch to the point of distraction?
…that Bugles are commonly found next to the peanuts in most convenience stores?
…dogs don’t really like to talk on the phone?
…the smile of a new baby makes you forget about your stuffy nose and itchy arms?
…that 45 minutes is not long enough to catch a connecting flight in Houston? Even when it’s on the same airline?
…the thought of missing a flight can cause perfectly normal people to break into an OJ airport run, no matter how stupid it makes them look?
…that lack of a wireless signal can cause internet withdrawals almost as severe as that of nicotine withdrawal?
…most restaurants in the suburbs of New Jersey are BYOB?
…that two seniors need more bathroom stops than bathrooms on most turnpikes?
…that pharmacists are not doctors, and sometimes think bedbugs and scabies are the same thing?
…Canadians are invading New Jersey? Okay, maybe just their geese, but still.
…that spending time with family is priceless?
…that I experienced all of the above at some point in the last two weeks?