Friday, January 22, 2010

I got the brown pudding blues…

Don’t you hate it when you’re sitting in bed, watching TV, enjoying a chocolate pudding cup when all of a sudden, out of the corner of your eye, you see what looks like a bug on your boob, so you flick it off and it turns out to be a spoonful of chocolate pudding that you didn’t even notice didn’t make it to your mouth?

And when you flick off what you thought was the big brown bug, but was really chocolate pudding, you karate flick it and get pudding all over your hand, not to mention on the pillow, and the bedspread and on the wall behind the bed and even on your sweater over there on the chair?

I would hate if that happened to me.

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  1. You silly girl :)

    No, I hate it worse when the GRAND~girl pees in our bed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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  2. Oh man, thank goodness that didn't happen to you. But, if it ever does, I will only laugh a little bit and then sympathize with you. 'Cause laughing at my friend would be mean.

    If I am ever wearing a light colored shirt and eating spaghetti I will inevitably end up with splotches of marinara across my chest. Yay for boobs, right?

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  3. FOTFLMAO!!!! You little Brat!

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  4. But WHAT IF that bug might have been a scorpion? Then any pudding damage can be justified, and that person is still alive to eat more pudding.

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  5. I'm SO glad that didn't happen to you. How embarrassing.

    Incidentally, we just made chocolate pudding dirt cups with a friend, and because there were two girls here, they refused to put gummy worms in them. What is WRONG with these children?

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  6. That would never happen in my house during January; no bugs.
    Though, it could always be a poop.

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  7. My goodness, what kind of bugs do y'all have there in Texas that look like a big blob of pudding?

    And yes...thank goodness that didn't happen to you. That would have been embarrassing. ;)

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  8. Oh, man. That's a night-ruiner indeed!

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  9. If you get it on your sheets you'll need to Shout it out. "HEY YOU, GET OUT OF THERE!" Hope you're feeling better from the Cedar Fever.

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  10. Now, next time there IS a bug on your boob, you may ignore it thinking it was pudding again. Be careful!

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