Did you know…

… camel’s milk does not curdle?"
Does that mean it just gets “humpy”?  bwahaha!  I crack myself up.

…that 40% of cat and dog owners carry pictures of their pets in their wallets?
I don’t carry pictures of them in my wallet. I can store so many more on my iPhone.

…more people are killed annually by donkeys than in air crashes?
“Jackass kills driver and steals car”

…owls are one of the only birds that can see the color blue?
How can we tell? And why do we need to know?

…one in every 4 Americans has appeared on television?
I have!

…lima beans contain cyanide?
Let’s keep that information from the donkeys, shall we?

…kissing helps prevent tooth decay?
Pucker up baby, I’m all about preventing tooth decay.

…more than one in eight people in the U.S. show signs of being addicted to the Internet?
I can quit any time I want. No, really, I can.

…in Hong Kong, a woman may kill her adulterous husband, but must do so with her bare hands? 
She can’t use a donkey?

…the population of the world could fit inside the borders of Texas?
I would have to move. To one of the now empty islands in the Caribbean.

…Roman Emperor Caligula made his horse a senator?
Clearly his donkey couldn’t be trusted.

…dry fish food can make a goldfish constipated?
Whose job was it to figure that out? And how many years did he have to go to school to get that job?

…more than 2500 left handed people are killed each year from using right handed products?
How many of those used a right handed donkey?

…that men with a certain rare medical condition can breastfeed babies?
Don’t you have to be pregnant first? I would say that’s pretty rare, indeed.

…during good sex, endorphins are released, which are powerful painkillers.
CGMan, you’re right! You do have just the thing for my headache!