Dear Jenny Craig,
I must seem like a stranger to you these days. I’m sorry about that. It’s just that CGMan has been home. You know how it is, going out to dinner, to the movies, socializing and stuff. It just doesn’t leave me much time to spend with you. It’s not that I don’t want to hang out with you, it’s just that I can have more when I’m with him.
We’re going to San Francisco next week and I wish you could come along. I tried to get CGMan to consider taking you, too. Most men fantasize about that very thing, but as it turns out, he’s just not that in to you.
I know you spend a lot of time with all your friends, like me and Valerie and Kirstie, but please don’t tell them how lousy I’ve been about keeping up with our friendship. I wouldn’t want them to think I’m a yo-yo kind of friend. Although, it seems to me that Kirstie is way worse at keeping in touch than I am!
Don’t worry, you’ll be seeing more of me soon. I’m looking forward to lunching with you and dishing about all the other girls.
See you soon,
Dawn in Austin