Thursday, July 16, 2009

Living alone…

…has it’s advantages.

When the phone rings? It’s for me.

I have a 5 disc DVD, which equals all Friends, all the time.

The last piece of pizza (with no mushrooms) has my name all over it.

I can set the thermostat to premenopausal arctic a little cooler without having to ask if anyone else is comfortable.

If I don’t like the score of the football game, I can turn it off and go paint my nails.

Every Saturday night, is girls night. Well, me and Zoe and Phoebe…hey! We’re all girls!!

Sometimes I get so caught up in all the good things about living alone, that I forget one of the biggest disadvantages:

Having no one to call for help…

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…and having no one to to blame for this!!

6 comments:

  1. BUT... you can waddle through the house with your pants around your ankles and no one will see you. See, always a silver lining if you think about it long enough.

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  2. Hahaha, that's brilliant! I so did that the first time I lived alone. Had my own apartment, was all excited about the ME space up until the first time I was trapped with no toilet paper.

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  3. Blame Zoe - from what I remember, she likes to play with the powder room paper.
    Train Zoe - from what I remember, she likes to retrieve the newspaper - just teach her to retrieve TP.

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  4. Awesome. Yeah, at least you can scurry for a new roll with no one to heckle you.

    You had me at the Friends' carousel, then lost me on the "no mushrooms".

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  5. I love it. You have just outed yourself for the rest of our lives. I will no longer take the blame (guilty or innocent) for leaving the TP role empty. This was a brilliant discovery!!!

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  6. Oh you are to funny!
    I like the part that you can have the artic weather in your house with out having to find everyone a suggie!

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