Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Did you know…?

… that if an 18 month old takes an inexplicable, irrational, passionate dislike to you that is akin to boogeyman terrors, he will scream and cry uncontrollably and constantly scramble to get as far away as possible from you for the better part of 16 hours?

…that his 10 month old sister will start screaming and crying because he’s making such a ruckus, even though she kinda likes you?

…that the chances of this happening to you on a flight from Abu Dhabi to Houston is pretty likely…if you fly coach?

…that Heiferyung is now hoarding her frequent flyer miles like a squirrel making ready for winter so she can upgrade to Business Class?

3 comments:

  1. I just hope you aren't talking about how your future grandchildren will be with you in a couple of years!

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  2. Oh my gosh, that sounds absolutely MISERABLE. I think I would have parked myself in the bathroom for a few hours.

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  3. Oh my hell, did you have any Xanax, say like 10 of them. Ear plugs or I-pod?? Sorry for your misery.

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