Thursday, May 28, 2009

Describe “Act of God”…

Dear Longaberger,

Your baskets are very beautiful, but they’re a little expensive. As with an expensive car, I’m wondering if there is any expressed warranty. Say…free repair if damaged by an act of God?

Isn’t it said:

“All things bright and beautiful

All things great and small

All things wise and wonderful

The Good Lord made them all.”

Okay, maybe not in the Bible, but it’s understood. So if God made all the creatures, shouldn’t He be a little bit responsible for the damage they cause?

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Given that the creature in question is dim and ugly(ish), big and fat, dumb and trouble, and doesn’t quite fit in with what the good Lord had in mind, could I maybe get a discount on the repair?

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Thank you for your consideration on this matter.

Sincerely,

Dawn in Austin

 

 

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