…lawn darts are illegal in Canada?
…the baseball glove was invented in Canada?
…Canada does not own the North Pole. It belongs to no country?
…according to the United Nations Human Development Index, Canada has the highest quality of life in the world?
…with only three people per square kilometer, Canada has the fourth lowest population density in the world? (That would explain the high quality of life.)
…the USA buys more oil from Canada than from Saudi Arabia?
…basketball was invented by a Canadian?
…Canada has the world’s longest coastline?
…Lacrosse was the only national sport of Canada until 1994 when ice hockey was added as the winter national sport?
…that after my BFF leaves tomorrow, I’ll be throwing “eh?” behind my sentences for the next week?