We do not allow the dogs to sleep with us.
I’ve heard it said that you should not let the dogs sleep with you because it gives them equal power and all that. Makes them think they’re the pack leaders. Well, I’m here to tell you, mine already think they are the pack leaders. And as soon as they start paying the bills, I’m totally going to let them lead the pack. But until then… I make the rules.
And the rule is, no dogs allowed on the bed.
This is why…
Now if she were to get one of these sexy little things, we’d talk.